Eco, Umberto: How to Travel with a Salmon & Other Essays

Preface

How to Travel with a Salmon

How to Replace a Driver's License

How to Eat in Flight

How to Go Through Customs

How to Travel on American Trains

How to Take Intelligent Vacations

How to Use the Taxi Driver

How Not to Talk about Soccer

How to Use the Coffeepot from Hell

How to React to Familiar Faces

How to Be a TV Host

How Not to Know the Time

Stars and Stripes

Conversation in Babylon

On the Impossibility of Drawing a Map of the Empire on a Scale of 1 to 1

How to Eat Ice Cream

How It Begins, and How It Ends

How To Justify a Private Library

How to Compile an Inventory

How to Spend Time

How to Buy Gadgets

How to Follow Instructions

How to Become a Knight of Malta

How to Deal with Telegrams

How Not to Use the Fax Machine

How Not to Use the Cellular Phone

Three Owls on a Chest of Drawers

Editorial Revision

Sequels

How to Use Suspension Points

How to Write an Introduction

How to Write an Introduction to an Art Catalogue

How to Set the Record Straight

How to Watch Out for Widows

How to Organize a Public Library

How to Speak of Animals

How to Play Indians

How to Recognize a Porn Movie

How to Avoid Contagious Diseases

How to Choose a Remunerative Profession

The Miracle of San Baudolino